Wishing You a Merry Roadkill Christmas

As Christmas rapidly approaches, it’s that time of year of wondering what to buy the ones you love or even the ones you want to make a lasting impression on, like the in-laws...Roadkill Toys have the answer!

The alternative, tongue in cheek designer toy boutique from the UK has a range of goodies to satisfy anyone with a sense of humour and those with a love of the dark side.

Roadkill Toys specialise in creating original toy characters with an unusual twist – they have all been run over...well not literally. Roadkill Toys like to call it “Squash Plush Couture”, so unlike real Roadkill, these remain soft, plush and retain their colours. Oh and they don’t smell.

There’s three Roadkill Toys in the Squash Plush Couture collection; Twitch the Racoon, Grind the Rabbit and Splodge the Hedgehog. All these not so cuddly collectables come with a death certificate and in body bag packaging, all retailing at £25 each.

For those who like gifts of a more practical nature, Roadkill Toys would like to introduce Pop the Weasel. It’s a door wedge! Putting the fun into function, Roadkill Toys have captured Pop just as he pops his clogs. The weasel door wedge has its little paws splayed out in front. His googly eye pops
out every time the door is jammed on top of his battered body. Pop the Weasel comes in his very own made-to-measure coffin with plastic peepholes on the lid. Inside is a death certificate witnessed and signed by a doctor, and a toe tag attached to his twitching paw giving details of his demise. Pop
the Weasel retails at £15.

No collection would be complete without the Roadkill Toys Christmas cards. These are available in packs of ten, with two designs depicting a Father Christmas on a Roadkill mission and Roadkill Rudolph; a perfect addition to any Christmas mantelpiece and great for Christmas controversy! The Roadkill Christmas cards are £10 for a pack of 10.

The entire Roadkill Toys collection is available on www.roadkilltoys.com