Say a word enough times and it loses all meaning. Repeat a word enough and it turns from a tool of expression into a bare sound. Who made up the word “platypus” anyway? That sounds silly.
Well – thanks to Robert Griffin III – that’s how I feel about lower extremities now.
The Redskins quarterback tweeted a sock selfie and a request on Wednesday. He asked more than a million followers to show him their sock swag. Because I primarily own plain socks, I was curious to see what would come in.
Now I’ve been overexposed to the human ankle, which I know is built for a purpose but continues to look like a funny canvas for cotton and lycra art.The Top 10 Sock Selfies:
Painful, but can’t stop putting them on.
“The Millenial Leopard”
I like those colors without irony.
I’m fond of the utility belt/anklet.
Only has one eye, but that thing is wide open.
To sink “the blackbeard”
Those might be heat waves, but for a second they looked like electricity zapping those birds golden brown. I want a microwave gun.
Would be better with the Cholula girl on one sock.
“The Crispy Tacos”
A medium for all that hot sauce.
“The Stoplight Mustache”
Eyes on the road please.
“The Walking Dead”
ABOUT THE REDSKINS: Headquartered at Redskins Park in Ashburn, Virginia, and owned by Daniel Snyder, the historic Washington Redskins Football Club has won five World Championship titles including the 1937 and 1942 National Football League Championship games, as well as Super Bowls XVII, XXII and XXVI. Founded in 1932 as the Boston Braves in Massachusetts, the team changed its name to the Redskins in 1933 and relocated to Washington, D.C., in 1937. Since then, the team has become one of the most recognizable professional sports franchises in history, featuring multiple Hall of Fame coaches, 19 members of the Pro Football Hall of Fame (with seven others who also were Redskins) and becoming the first team in the NFL with an official marching band and fight song, "Hail to the Redskins." The Redskins have been owned by Dan Snydersince 1999, and beginning in 1997, began playing their home games at FedExField in Landover, Md.