The Perfect Guide to London


   There’s nothing quite like our busty escorts in London for making you feel sexy. I defy any man not to feel a stirring in the ‘todger’ department when faced with one of our big busty girls waving her puppies around, giving us guys the come on, naughty girl. I’m sure it’s all any guy needs, forget Viagra. I tried that stuff, albeit it was mail order. I’m not convinced I had the real thing because all it did to me was give me hot flushes. I thought it had brought on the male menopause. There was no rock hard erection that wouldn’t lay down for hours, no rampant sexual desire, just rosy red cheeks and the heartbeat of a baby rabbit. So I think for safety’s sake I’d say leave it to the more natural means of generating the necessary ‘stiffy’. I think a good starting point is the 24 Carat escort website. It’s like window shopping in Amsterdam. You got all our girls on show and we’ve kept the choosing as simple as possible. All our girls are the same price no matter whether they are the young inexperienced escorts or the mature girls who’ve been there and done it. Whether they are blonde or brunette, Russian or Romanian, Black or Busty or both, you pay the same price. There’s no need to raid the kid’s piggy bank to find that little extra for your favourite girl. We know that no one type of girl is better than another because your tastes are so different. For some of you it’s the young girls that float your boat for others it’s our black girls or our busty escorts in London.

        Each of you has his personal preference and so we just try to think of every genre that we can and then leave it up to you to make your choice. So if you’ve had a few problems down below getting the old man to respond then I suggest you take a long hard look at our gallery and then get your imagination into gear. May I then remind you that providing you are within the M25 and your chosen London Escort is available then we look to get her to you within the hour. Is anything happening down there? The knowledge that anyone of the hundred ladies you see spread out before you could be tip tapping on your door faster than it takes to order from your local takeaway, does that help? What about the fact that our escort service in London was voted best budget agency in the Golden Globes awards 2012? I’m thinking all these factors are beginning to come together and what seemed a dried up barren patch of earth in your pants is now beginning to show signs of life. Like the plains of Africa that appear to be just dead earth but spring to life with the first few life  drops of rain so life is beginning to spout in your pants and it’s down to our busty escorts in London to make sure that your time isn’t wasted.